Top 10 Political Activities of Fundamentalists
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From the home office in Louisville, KY...
Top 10 Political Activities of Fundamentalists
10. Restrict the teaching of science to help indoctrinate non-Christian children in public schools.
9. Pressure people to say under God during the pledge. Use this pledge to claim atheists aren't citizens.
8. Stop scientific and medical research deemed offensive to their religion.
7. Censor books offensive to their faith.
6. Pass anti-gay legislation.
5. Use the taxpayer dollars, including those contributed by non-Christians, to fund religious monuments.
4. Legislate morality, forcing other citizens to conform to Christian standards.
3. Give taxpayer dollars to faith-based charities that promote Christianity.
2. Move the country closer to Christian theocracy.
...and the #1 political activity of Fundamentalist Christians...
1. Whine endlessly about how oppressed Christians are in this country.
(*sound of Paul Shaffer's band playing*)
